Congratulations! You’re the recipient of a gold medal… gold metal beer opener that is. There will be no question as to what special skill you possess when you branish this bad boy at your local frat house or bar.
The look on the Face/Butt Towel model’s face says “I just got back from auditioning for an episode of How I Met Your Mother and now you want me to hold up what!? You have GOT to be kidding me.”